absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not

"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"

by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022

Absolutely Imperative

Don’t fuck up or else.

Absolutely imperative: You don’t want to know

by tuco_diaz September 30, 2022

Absolutely spinkle splankle

When something is absolutely spinkle splankle

Thats absolutely spinkle splankle

by Smudgethepro November 4, 2022

absolutely perfect

that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖

miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖

by shrhdh January 13, 2023

Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck

My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday

by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023

Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

by The regger September 3, 2023

Absolutely Perfect

Hasan

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist

by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024