Assked Out

Asking an individual through the method of writing said invitation on the ass cheeks.

Brittany: " Daniel assked out beccat to prom"
Chris: Thats pretty fucked up
Brittany: Yeah apparently he wrote it in yellow permanent marker all around the ass.

by Chrisflynn May 23, 2010

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

assenility

When a senile person is also an asshole.

That guy in front of me, driving the Buick, has had his turn signal on for 50 miles. Cleary, he's suffering from assenility.

by echolaliababy March 20, 2011

asskink

A small asshole.
A small person being an asshole.

Okay, go shog off you asskink

by Forseti May 1, 2006

assknob

a softer version of asshole

You are such an assknob you know that? You stole my watch!

by thejake85 April 24, 2003

Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003