ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

by terrero November 03, 2004

Ass Clown

one who clowns the anal cavity.

asssssss cloooown!!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

ass clown

an experimental rock band from Chicago, Il

the ass clown is great
or
the ass clown sucks

by evk June 15, 2004

Ass clown

somebody who is a fucking loser

cory wease is a fucking ass clown

by chris September 16, 2003

ass clown

a total bitch who used to be a clown

Mr. McDonough is such a fucking ass-clown!

by Shawon March 18, 2003

ass clown

Galway based hardcore punk outfit featuring the throbbing bass lines of Michael Sherry

Dude! I went to see Ass Clown last night and they f*cking rocked the joint!

by Gman May 04, 2003

Ass Clown

Somebody who attacks defenseless styrofoam cups and crushes them in anger.

A man who has no interest or feelings toward anybody but himself.
Self serving piece of shit.

Chris totally just called Al Cusano an Ass clown!!!

Al Cusano is the biggest Ass clown.....EV-VER!!!!

by p_rizzle September 09, 2009