call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

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NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

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Fuck ASAP

A word used by blac chyna ratchet ass mother

I’m ready to get THE FUCK ASAP!!!

by Coldddd October 9, 2019

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The Fuck ASAP

An emphasis on needing to leave a location swiftly

Hey girl, my side nigga wife just popped up! I need you to get me the fuck asap!

by 420 Girlz November 11, 2022

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young asap

Young asap is a cold hearted ruthless person who doesn’t care what others think of his actions, he does what he wants and clowns on anybody who objects him

Wow that boy is just like young asap

by Young asap February 25, 2019

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