A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 22, 2019
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800K people are going to raid on September 20th
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019
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Get the area 51 pet mug.The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.
Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019
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+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.
by bradparker September 12, 2019
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