I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010

alcoshits

The condition that accompanies a hangover after a night out - the need to poo due to excessive alcohol consumption

A: How was last night?
B: Yeh, it was sick but i've got major alcoshits today.

by diamante April 24, 2008

Los Altos

A. A place where where, if you refuse to let an Audi cut you off, its pale-ass driver will follow and video you until you lure her into a roundabout and video HER, at which time she will take off 20 miles over the residential speed limit.

B. A place where yoga students wish for all beings to be at peace before rushing past others to stow their props.

Los Altos: home of the $10 latte.

by owena1 September 22, 2019

alpo

heroin. originates from attempts to be discreet on the phone; instead of asking for "bags of heroin" users are encouraged to talk about "bags of dog food" or "bags of alpo." like dog food, heroin is sometimes brown.

"yo, how many bags of the alpo did you say you wanted?"
"three."

by apikores October 20, 2008

Apostafarian

The religion of Apostates who are proud (or at least unashamed) of their Apostasy, and are similarly fond of Pastafarianism. Apostafarians are hybrids of the temptations of two equally tantalizing options: the renunciation of one's religion, and the doctrine of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"He used to be a practicing Muslim but now his Facebook Religious Views say 'Apostafarian'."

by dreemcy January 12, 2009

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by LittleWhole June 2, 2021

Apos

Stands for "annoying piece of shit"

you are a mother fucking apos, ye bastard!!

by Wutang 11 October 27, 2004