A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.
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Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.
They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.
They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
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Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016
Get the Alonzo mug.Alfonso is the most kind hearted man in the world. He’s the kind of guy that you want to be friends with just because of how genuine he is. He has a silly sense of humor and a huge heart. Alfonso is extremely intelligent too. He is the kind of boy that a girl would be lucky to have. He is a gentlemen as he opens the door for his romantic partner and family members. Alfonso is a blessing to this earth! He is a great friend to have. He is shy at first, but when he is comfortable, his extroverted side shines!
Jimmy: I’m sorry for your loss…
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.
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Get the Alonzo mug.the most caring and sweet guy youll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting and you feel safe in his arms
by alfonso bubs November 19, 2021
Get the alfonso mug.One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.
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