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Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.
When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.
by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018
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Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022
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claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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gravponics adjustable drain

The drain system on a gravponics system is called a gravponics adjustable drain.
1. The drain system on a gravponics sytem required a gravponics adjustable drain.

2. It is the same as a gravponics drain
by doublestandarddems April 21, 2013
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insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."
by TheBronk January 26, 2017
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Adjustable Wrench

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.
by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023
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The Adjuster

Amplification of Skeet it and Beat it. When you give someone multiple heart-stopping backshots and then skip town.
I met this girl at a bar my last day in town. You know I had to give her The Adjuster.
by deny_defend_depose December 8, 2024
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