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A Dick Head Disease
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
ADHD by ConnorGonna March 2, 2021
Away for parents to hide their kids being little fuckers
Sam isn't bad behaved he just has ADHD
ADHD by YoureMessedUp August 28, 2017
Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
or
Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
ADHD by yummyyerem June 4, 2016
McCool. Usually does not like washing his hands
McCool: Hey my name is McCool and I don't like washing my hands

Doctor: He must have ADHD
ADHD by Black theking June 7, 2018
Isabella Schenks

( ADHD Asian)
Isabella has ADHD because she has had 2 all-nighters and can think for shit
ADHD by ADHD ASIA August 17, 2019
bro #1: u got that crackhead adhd energy
bro #2: nah im not katrina
adhd by that’s rough lol! December 12, 2019