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The University of Adelaide

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.
by UnbentShark964 May 24, 2016
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The University of Adelaide

Adelaide University was the 3rd university in Australia. It is the best University in South Australia, being everyones first preference. When entry is denied, people usually op for a less superiour University. Such as Flinders University or The university of South Australia.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is superior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be smart.
by Hello_to_me_101 June 1, 2011
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port adelaide

port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.
Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.
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port adelaide

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T
by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023
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Drainers of Adelaide

Drainers of Adelaide are Adelaide's best shitpost account. Above all others
Hey, you seen that new drainers of adelaide post, it was funny as fuck
by Thicc Daddy Thanks January 27, 2022
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Sara from Adelaide

A suuuuuuper pretty girl but with a GINORMOUS butthole, we’re talking about the distance between Adelaide and Sydney ( 2 hour flight )…… good vibes tho
Is that Sara from Adelaide?

Yea.
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Elizabeth, Adelaide

A shithole in the northern suburbs of Adelaide in the Playford City Council area. Swarming with bogans and eshays. The primary food there is KFC. One of the most dangerous Adelaide suburbs (despite Adelaide's relatively low crime rate). Do not go there after dark as at that time, crime will be on the rise.
Guy 1: mate, what landed you in hospital?

Guy 2: I went to Elizabeth, Adelaide
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