by Brandon February 04, 2004
A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate
Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.
by Terry AKA KingD February 05, 2008
by SmallGems December 21, 2016
A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by
by GenWT January 26, 2017
The act of farting with a talcum powdered bum whilst on a webcam. Usually used when a girl asks for a "tits for cock" basis on webcams.
"That girl wanted to see my cock on cam!", "Did you show her?", "Hell no! she got a misty tunnel instead."
by MistyMan January 02, 2010
by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 23, 2020
Someone you run into and instantly get bashful in front of cause she's beautiful and kind and looks like a goddess a true friend in my case a true queen though she has never known or been treated like one when she gives her new king a chance cause she is forgiving, loving, loyal,and hard to get rid of she last to kick you out when you are trying but the first to call you out when you are lying. She is pure at heart and a protecter. A mother to her twin boys unconditional and forgiving remember this my misty is one of a kind run into her you will be fine with her time stops your able to breathe listen and enjoy once again her radiant light that resides in her is powerful and healing Misty I'm glad you are in my life and I thank the two who brought you to be you aka mom and dad God bless beautiful you
by The pop to my tart August 13, 2020