Lag

Where images on a screen/monitor appear jittery due to a low frame rate. This Often happens in online gaming when people dont have a good internet connection

OMG i was muckin about online on mw2 the other day and it was actually lagging like a bitch

by Mr McSpewan April 22, 2010

lagging

to cut yourself because you dont know how else to express the hatred for your life.

I caught Miriam lagging in her room the other night.

by sosmartdvidsojvsidomvammmd May 15, 2011

lags

another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!

by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008

Lag

Somthing a computer nerd says when his Computer is running slowly

Nard:OMG ma comp is teh haveing a big LAG!

Kevin: get a life!

by KevinShlaaa August 1, 2008

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

Lag

English word used to mean piss in certain contexts. See example.

Right Usage - "Jimmy threw a pint of lag at Richard last night, he found it on a wall. Funny shit!"

Wrong Usage - "I'm just going for a lag"

by JulesWinnfield June 10, 2007

Lag

Lag is a suffix and an acronym; It stands for Like A Guy, stemmed from the phrase "He's such a fuckin guy", and therefore it's root is in fact the phrase, 'Like a fuckin guy", or LAFG. It can be used to modify, intensify, or emphasize the meaning of a word by attaching it to the end, or it can simply be used alone, as an exclamation of emotion or passion.

Guy1: "Bro, do you think Mike the Situation gets active??"

Guy2: "LAG bro, LAG."

Guy1: "You tryna get some burgerslag?"
Guy2: "Lag Bro, fuck yeah."

by fugginguy September 3, 2011