Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Keanu Eng

A Asian-Cuban that wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into amelia

“Hey, you know Amelia?”
“Yeah, Keanu Eng wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into her.”

by Ali--a March 15, 2019

Keanu as fuck

When an action/mannerism/deed is performed that is reminiscent of the legendary Keanu Reeves.

I heard Jim takes the subway to Goodwill once a week to donate all his suits. He gets a sammich on the way back while drinking wine out of a water bottle. That’s Keanu as fuck.

by BeMyKeanu June 12, 2019

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 28, 2021

Keanu Minaj

Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all

Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important

by Keanu Minaj November 25, 2021

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 12, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 24, 2007