A word to describe an individual (usually male) who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another (total dicks), thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas, (or assholes ps. enema). Also they represent the following names: Tristan, Arthur, Simon
by the person (im stupid 8===>) May 7, 2016
Get the douchemug. 
Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.
by CastOff October 18, 2010
Get the Douchemug. 1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc.
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)
1.) Guy #1: Look at that guy! He just dumped her ass like some garbage! What a douche...
2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...
2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...
by Girlwithweirdnessgoingon...... September 14, 2009
Get the Douchemug. "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
"Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche."
"You wanna go, Dom?"
"Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
"Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche."
"You wanna go, Dom?"
"Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
by Doom da Man June 5, 2007
Get the douchemug. Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?
Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.
Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.
by jonodp April 3, 2010
Get the douchemug. 1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.
god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
Get the douchemug.