snog a dog

when you play drinking games with mates while out, whoeva loses as got to snog a ugly girl/boy that the rest of the group as chosen

Ash: 'you lost go snog a dog'
carl: 'which one?'
Ash: 'the one with the ginger hair & bulldog face'
carl: 'please god no!'

by quagmirerichards December 9, 2008

put a dog in it

To imply to a male/female to open a dog walking service in their vagina, and/or anus. Usually used describe a slutty person.

Hey, Sarah, Why don't you put a dog in it!

by Jeremy & Adam April 21, 2007

fuck a dog

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....

i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003

by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

crook as a dog

Very unwell / Sick as fuck

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up

by Dazza mate March 7, 2017

you lie like a dog

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

fucking a dog

Doing absolutely nothing; engaging in no activities requiring any amount of attention, focus, or physical movement; being idle or lethargic

Where's Jimmy? I haven't seen him in hours.

Oh, he's upstairs fucking a dog.

by juusu January 8, 2009

Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009