Truest shit since 911

A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.
Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.
by Mefudo April 07, 2016
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this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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911 rizz

Rizz so terrible it makes EDP rizz seem good, and can get you in a prison
Blud was using his 911 rizz on a 12 year old
by King of klowns November 15, 2023
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Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
by KTech May 09, 2018
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k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine
Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......
by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025
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911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba
Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny
by Rodman seery November 21, 2020
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