Fahrenheit 911 

A movie made by michael moore to use people who were affected by 9/11 or the iraq war against bush. A huge number of things moore said in this movie were complete and utterly false. If you hate bush, hate him for the right reasons, I am all for political debate but this is political ignorance on moores behalf.

Michael moore said there is 1 policeman guarding Oregons ocean line, gee let me think, don't we have a thing called the coast guard?

Fahrenheit 911 by Oz March 15, 2005

Hommie 911 

This is when a friend or group of friends drops their buddy of at a hospital ER, rather than calling an ambulance to take them. This is usually done to avoid dealing with the police!

Hommie 911 Most common examples are OD's or shooting, stabbing, and beating victims!

Hommie 911 by HospitalAbq April 11, 2009

rescue penis 911 

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.

Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.

rescue penis 911 by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006

reno 911

A show that was once very funny back in the first decade of the new millennium and now has gone progressive with anti-firearm and anti-conservative views.

As a right-wing republican when I see a great show like reno 911 succumb to the woke machine I feel all hope is lost.

reno 911 by stainless67 November 3, 2022

Pop a 911 

Call help.

In the song, she is talking about some mental health issue, so it basically means she wants to stop what she feels sometimes.

"My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911" - Lady Gaga 911

Pop a 911 by ellaRo September 11, 2020

The 911 

When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"

"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

"4 stars raves George Segal"

The 911 by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

Pre 911 by betterCallButters July 28, 2018