Truest shit since 911

A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.

Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo April 07, 2016

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 08, 2021

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

911 rizz

Rizz so terrible it makes EDP rizz seem good, and can get you in a prison

Blud was using his 911 rizz on a 12 year old

by King of klowns November 15, 2023

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 09, 2018

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023