semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe 

Some crazy ass long word damn it. It's meaning unknown to 99,999% of the world (feel lucky if you know its meaning!),hell, even godly Google it self doesn't know what-the-f*ck is that( at least it didn't b4 I wrote this). However! If you look closely, you may notice that as the word indicates - semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe - is a device that re-de-separates, in other words, if you had a thing that was once together and then separated (i.e. with a separurator), then/or joined together with something (i.e. remains of your grand grand grandmother mixed with house dust - to get that effect you may as well use a deseparurator) and then somehow separated (you guessed it. i.e. with a reseparurator) then to get best results you must use the semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe. Now once you understand that, you may ask "why not use the deseparurator again?" well, thats a tricky question. You see, things separated that separurator cannot be connected by any normal means again, because the object gets a anti-static polarization on a particle level that repel and there fore refuse to be connected again. That is why we use the deseparurator which diffuses the negative charge on the chosen matter.
It's second and perhaps most important use is to pour water to little plastic/styrofoam cups.
Discovered by WTC scientists in ancient Tibet - 2000y b.c.

Dude, put my semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe down if you don't want to be redusted.

semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe by WormFrizzer December 11, 2007

jeffery 2000 

a broom made for amature quidditch out of a stick, pine needles, and a rubberband.

Man your jeffery 2000 looks cooler than all the other brooms out here

jeffery 2000 by maddyfresh7 August 4, 2009

Youth 2000 

An organisation of catholic youth groups worldwide that maintain and organise a variety of events ranging from weekly prayer gorups to workshops, retreats and festivals. It Is a great way to meet new people, enjoy all the activities and music, and get closer to the catholic faith.

Rachel: Hey, Phil? Wheres the closest Youth 2000 group?
Phil: theres one in Belfast Rachel!

Youth 2000 by some irish bloke July 7, 2010

penile commander 2000 

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

penile commander 2000 by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

youth 2000 

An extremely creepy cult posing as a Catholic retreat. You will never stop going to church once you get there and when you leave you will reject your friends and start calling everyone 'fornicators'. They have a "special event" which is lighting of candles and the monks and priests coming around with a piece of cloth which you smell. Apparently this cloth has the spirit of Christ in it. I'm not sure what this cloth has in it but it makes you feel buzzed. It also causes many people to feel extremely happy or just start crying. But afterwards you end up saying "Praise Jesus!".

I went to Youth 2000 and came back a complete freak. I was extremely brain-washed. I never want to go near that place again.

youth 2000 by Fuck yeah it's Meredith June 5, 2006

Space Willie 2000

1> The king of kings in North Bend, Oregon.

2> If anyone does something outstanding (or COMPLETELY phukin nutz)

The term came about with the help of none other then Laurence Fishbourne himself. Here's the story:
One day, a high school kid shaved his head. Normal? Nothing Willie did was normal. But none-the-less, he shaved his head. Seeing as he was the ONLY one within 50 miles who had posession of a black leather Trench coat, people would often think he looked like Morpheus from the Matrix. Most likely because they were blind. But anyway, one day, while watching the first MAtrix for the hundredth or so time, Willie's friend Zack came up with the nickname, Space Willie 2000. Seeing as it was better then The Black Plague, which he had been called all through grammar school, and Crazy Black Man, which most of the town called him, the name stuck.

After having left the town he called home for so long, people began to make references to Space Willie. Seeing as he was the craziest, wierdest one of the bunch, he gained a sort of Urban Legend status, and so whenever someone would do something that would remind someone of something Space Willie 2000 would do, they would verbalize the allusion.

"Down the 30, backflip over the spine, and Space Willie 2000 over the Bonzai."

"Dude, I dare you to SW2K across the highway!"

Space Willie 2000 by William Lockette 2nd February 10, 2004

Lads from 2000 

A group of British Males back around the year 2000, usually aged around 15-upwards at the time. The "Lads From 2000" dress code consists of wearing Lacoste/Rockport Boots with Pringle Socks over Tracksuit Bottoms, Ben Sherman/Ralph Lauren shirts and famously Lacoste Tracksuits. Lads From 2000 go to town in big groups every weekend to shops such as Wade Smith, GBH Sports, Trakeez and Giancarlo Ricci. They went to nightclubs such as the Paradox, Pulse, O-FiveOne and the BarCa.

Hey Paul, do you remember those Lads from 2000 who used to wear Rockport Boots with Pringle socks over Tracksuit bottoms?, they had style didnt they?

Lads from 2000 by toniferrari November 30, 2009