invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.

"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Invisible Gay

When you are hiding looking at gay shit

That guy over there is an invisible gay looking at his homies dick

by Invisible Gay January 26, 2020

The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

invisible ninja

When you see someone hxc dancing, They are fighting invisible ninjas so to speak.

I see an army of invisible ninjas in the mosh pit tonight. Who will stop them?

by TTVMike May 17, 2004

Invisible lead soup

Falls from Power lines due to heavy electricity

"Invisible Lead Soup can bounce destructivley, flattening villages"

by chrissyal January 16, 2006

invisible minority

When you have an ethnic heritage but you can't tell by looking at you.

Jim is a quarter black, a quarter Indian, a quarter Lebanese and quarter Irish. He's pale and has blond hair and blue eyes - he's an invisible minority.

by mff11 November 23, 2010