Beyond crusty. Like a piece of cheese, when it gets beyond the point of being crusty, it turns crunchy. When a person is so crusty that crusty is a weak insult, crunchy is the proper word.
by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017
Get the Crunchymug. 
A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.
The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.
"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"
The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets
"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"
The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets
"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
by Blondie:) October 11, 2006
Get the crunchymug. by Shuligan October 2, 2005
Get the Crunchymug. by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009
Get the Crunchymug. v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.
A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.
When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.
When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"
Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"
Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"
Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019
Get the Crunchy Fridgesmug.