Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.

“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”

by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Welding

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod

Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

What the weld

A clean version of what the hell commonly used within manufacturing plants. References the welding operations that are often present in these settings.

“The production line is down again? What the weld!”

“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”

by steezer12 July 30, 2025

poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.

A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!

by QuacksO November 30, 2021

Mug welding

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.

Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.

by Grumpyolturd May 3, 2019