When somebody has really bad swamp ass for so long that it glues their asscheecks to their underwear.
"Fuck, I should have done a ghost wipe, now I got Welded Ass"
"Duuuude, I haven't been able to change my underwear for 2 years."
"Duuuude, I haven't been able to change my underwear for 2 years."
by MrBlight February 29, 2024
A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond
Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
by Keef_stix December 15, 2020
(Acronym for "White Entitled Liberal Douche")
A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
I just saw Grayson's Prius parked at the yoga studio, and it has a bumper sticker that says, "Love animals. Don't eat them." What a WELD.
by jimmy ha-ha February 17, 2022
When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.
by The heights. August 25, 2017
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 07, 2019