baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.

Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021

boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

by chesyon January 4, 2023

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

Oxy Baby

A person who's personality is changed drastically due to oxycodone

I'm a Oxy Baby

by R0XY02 April 12, 2022

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023