pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018

Pull a Tambuwal

Be an aspirant in an election and on the day of the primaries, suddenly announce that you are withdrawing and supporting another aspirant and encourage all your delegates to support that aspirant.

"Hey, there are a lot of aspirants in that party. How successful will they be to be the flag bearer?" " Nah, I am sure some of them will pull a tambuwal and support another aspirant".

by cantgetitall June 4, 2022

Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

buddy pocket pulling

It's where your put your hand in your buddy pocket and stoke..

Mills was buddy pocket pulling in teekays pocket

by Pocket pulling September 27, 2017

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Pulling an Aaron

To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.

“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”

by trid33 September 10, 2025