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baby momma

A girl that you had sex with and she has your kid and you can't leave her
I done fucked up and got a baby momma now
by alldayye March 6, 2022
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Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way

Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way is when you slap a chick on the forehead with your penis so hard that it fractures her skull and leaves a dick imprint on her forhead and made her break dance on the floor all the way then proceeded to get brain damage
Tony did a chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way and I got brain damage
by Prolapsed urethra September 23, 2025
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Black baby black

This is Nikka Hu's favorite phrase, since he-she, whatever, likes it only black.
Nikka Hu: "Yes baby, black baby black."
by muhfuhinarthurostercowardbtch September 27, 2025
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2000s Baby

A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.
If you were born in 2008, you are a 2000s baby and a 2010s kid.
by L1lyRoses September 30, 2025
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Baby Booter

Baby booters in the 90’s were men who competed against each other to get the most women pregnant without taking responsibility for the kids.
“Oh he’s sexyyy.”
“Girl you don’t want him. He a baby booter.”
by anonymous October 5, 2025
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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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