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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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sex

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY
sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny
by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023
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Sex

give women bag. Then sex.
Man: Oh look. Woman!
Woman: Hello, sex? Give guci ples.
Man: OKAY. *gives bag then sex*
by MoonXo December 12, 2020
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Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.
Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon
by meorningchae March 26, 2022
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The Anonymous Sex

An extremely powerful hack group thats extremely scary and evil.., they put ⟅TΔS⟆ in their name, they can hack you and youre cooked
Based Person 1 : Did you see the nuke The Anonymous Sex did?
Based Person 2 : Yeah, it was fire
by TommyInnit Dreamsexual Fan August 4, 2025
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elder sex

I want to have elder sex with you dallas
by PDAWGDANIEL September 5, 2019
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sex

female playing with dick till cum.
She had sex with him this tonight.
by Nighteyes2023 June 14, 2023
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