Piss baby

Nathan Blake

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.

by emf4d December 3, 2021

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card

Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe

by jill lavigne November 24, 2023

Baby Meat

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".

Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats

by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011

ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018

Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head

"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016