burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

Triple Trumper

Someone who voted for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024.

Person 1: Although I voted against him in 2016 and 2020, I voted for Trump in 2024

Person 2: I did too, but I also voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020

Person 1: You are a Triple Trumper

by nb21-rz2k December 28, 2024

Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

by Mexel March 12, 2025

Dick Trumped

Somebody who is a waste of space and got what they deserved

Johnny Somali got Dick Trumped in Korea

by Carolyn Destruction March 14, 2025

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025