Me:I Think I've fallen in love!
by YourPrecious August 23, 2019
Get the Love mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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Get the Skinny loving mug.A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.
Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.
by Love Poodle September 8, 2019
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Get the Love mug.Love is a relative term. It’s the most misused word on the planet. If love between two (or more, I’m not judging) people is real, it can be amazing.
Love can be amazing but also hurtful. Be careful with who you love.
Love can be amazing but also hurtful. Be careful with who you love.
by lonelywolf113 September 19, 2019
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