A syndrome found in 23% to 34% of the general population of people who smoke weed or consume cannabis products, characterized by increase in body weight (Fat), reduced energy/motivation (Lazy), and a decrease in intellectual speed of recall, calculation and reasoning (Stupid).
Smoking weed gave me FLS Syndrome, and I’m fat, lazy, and stupid enough already, so I replaced it with meditation.
by BobSaintPete February 17, 2025
Get the FLS Syndrome mug.“Padget syndrome” the act of buying a decent looking truck and not doing anything to it for month after buying the vehicle. People with this disease often claim to have a custom build after buying a pack of little trees these people are also know to be seen driving green fords and black obs chevys. The disease originated from Citra Florida.
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Get the Triple X Syndrome mug.When you listen to too many subbu diss tracks and memes that you become addicted to thinking and saying subbu.
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Get the Subbu Syndrome mug.(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin
Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.
by pussack August 6, 2018
Get the First Attempt Syndrome mug.Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
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"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."
"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."
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