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Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
by Gray Matter January 16, 2023
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inverted testicular ball cancer

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023
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Balls to the Walls

Something you say when something dramatic/shocking happens. Good or bad. ~Bribri
As Billi rushes to Ross, he drops his engagement ring in the lake. “Are you f’ing serious- my balls are to the walls!!”

Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.

Balls to the Walls
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Big Balls

When someone shows extreme bravery against a risky gamble, especially when defeating a difficult enemy or completing a difficult objective.
Bob: "I just killed the scout! I killed the scout and I can't believe that happened."
Jack: "Look at Bob's Big Balls!"
Mark: "Look at 'em Huge Balls!"
Wade: *dies from a barrel*
by V the Mr. Poetry September 6, 2022
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schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.
Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?
by knishknosh December 22, 2013
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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
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Balls

A rude word to describe the testicles

Or to describe plural of the word ball like balls outside
Balls
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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