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Messianic Trumpism

Messianic Trumpism is the belief that Donald Trump is not simply a politician, but the "savior" of America, it is founded on the deceptive believe that Donald Trump is on some level a crusader in a holy war, and based also on the deceptive belief that Donald Trump is not capable of any wrongdoing whatsoever.

It incorporates those who refuse to consider any potential issues or red flags regarding Donald Trump, and instead resign to bullying if and when someone dare level FAIR criticism against him.
During the mid 2010's and the 2020's , a new religion emerged, this religion came to be known as Messianic Trumpism
by OfficialUrbanus July 16, 2024
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Gravy Trumpet

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
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Dick Trumpin

Tea baggin is outdated, we dick people in the face. Being cocky.
Tea baggin: balls in the face
Dick Trumpin: face full of cock
by Carolyn Destruction August 7, 2024
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Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
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Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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