A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
by William J J T December 11, 2011

by ron n April 21, 2017

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019

a crack head, a druggy
by Chupacabra1245 August 28, 2023

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.
by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017
