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Dogs

She pulled her dogs out tonight

Them dogs are massive
by Meow self June 22, 2022
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dog bandana

A piece of fabric you tie on your dog’s neck to make it look cooler than other dogs.
Wow, is Sunny using a dog bandana?
Yes
Now that’s a cool dog.
by Barbs_aloha October 25, 2020
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Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
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Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.
by Dog Ass October 1, 2025
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dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
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Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
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dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations
Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
by Hyasynth December 10, 2023
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