Man's wife to man's friend: "Would you two like to go shopping with your wife and I tomorrow?"
Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.
Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.
by 88z24 March 6, 2009

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.
Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.
by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

by Bigleftknut September 10, 2021

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.
by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

An incredible blowjob, one so good near fainting is quite common, but immense satisfaction is a guaranteed minimum.
by Zylomtl August 16, 2022

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.
Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

by shazbot28 February 22, 2014
