Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

Big Dick Manning

A sex act typically performed deep in Colts country, where the guy lines up behind his girl, positioning himself squarely behind her, but instead of entering her, she straddles his dick, rocking back and forth on her heels with fingertips down on the ground, until his big dick cums all over her tits.

Big Dick Manning ;) A man whose dick is bigger than his high-school football trophy.

by Yourcoltsgirl September 9, 2010

Blind Man's Pleasure

1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.

2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.

* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.

by Polish Avenger January 30, 2006

naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it

Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.

by robinU February 3, 2007

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Family Man’s Glizzy

When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.

“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”

by Onion_Man September 15, 2020

Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018