common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018

sex story

stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass

'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

up-sexed

made sexually attractive.

She looks up-sexed in that skimpy dress.

by uttam maharjan November 7, 2010

ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE

FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY

AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE

...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION

NOTHING LIKE SHIT

RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.

Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.

The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.

THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...

IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.

IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL September 3, 2022

Oreo dip sex

Both a white man and a black man cum in a girl’s belly button then each take turns dipping their dicks into it and then she sucks them until her belly button is empty.

Me and two other guys had Oreo dip sex last night and my belly button is sticky now.

by Big daddy gorilla April 15, 2022

sex scarecrow

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017

sex story

For horny ppls

Sex story: My girlfriend was next to me, snuggling up to me as we watched a movie. We had been sitting there for awhile. The movie was sappy and romantic… but suddenly, it came to a sex scene. It was a hot scene too, the man pounding a woman on a desk relentlessly. I couldn’t help but feel my dick start to harden. My girlfriend noticed, and straddled me. I gasped in surprise as she kissed me, my dick now fully erect. “Wanna take this to the bedroom?” She groaned, and I nodded. We rushed up there, hurriedly undressing. We got to my bed, and she only had her panties on, and I only had my boxers. I pulled my boxers off as she ripped her panties off. She moaned, seeing just how big I was. It didn’t stop her, and I could see how wet her pussy was as she lowered herself onto my cock, moaning. I grunted, thrusting up. She whimpered, rocking her hips, so I thrusted faster. I reached down and rubbed her clit. “Good girl..” I grunted, and I could tell she was close. I thrusted up faster, feeling her walls clench. “Ahh!” She yelled as she came, and I soon followed, moaning as I shot my hot load into her. She kept grinding, riding her wave of pleasure.

by superhornydefinitions May 26, 2024