face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 11, 2008

Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.

Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!

by Sojuvet March 08, 2020

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 13, 2005

face time

recieving head from a girl

my girlfriend likes to give me face time

by xplot June 23, 2003

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 20, 2018

Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.

Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.

by Hutchyboy December 07, 2016