minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.

Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.

by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward

Friend: “hey, wanna take a picture”

You: “sure”
Awkward moment of silence: ...

That face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗

by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

No Ur face

When somebody insults u and u need a comeback. A common comeback is no ur face.

Created by Pranav, this insult is a top 20.

John: I like playing minecraft.
Pranav: No Ur face

by deez my nut February 18, 2022