Spud Ass

This is an ass that portrays the envision of two potatoes in a grocery bag. It will tend to have some sort of sag to it with minimal curvature.

Branden Martin is attracted to her Spud Ass because it looks rather manly!!!!

by K2Rigsby December 22, 2009

ass pirate

A gay, male navy sailor.

"Dude, be careful of using gay slurs around Petty Officer Jones. We heard that he is an ass pirate"

by Fatt Scott April 4, 2012

Ass muncher

Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.

Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad

Tittybiggy joined your clan

Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder

K-money: You just joined

Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE

k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits

Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder

Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS

Tittybiggy has left the clan

k-money: you little ass muncher

powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher

kingtez join your clan

k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch

*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*

by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014

Ass Elf

A gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.

"With those shoes, I would say he was an ass elf."

by Theoneandonlybigperm January 10, 2012

Ass blossom

While fucking a woman’s ass. You cum deep inside. After you are done and pull out. She forcefully farts out the cum.

After we Fuck I want to watch your ass blossom with my cum.

by Spikeraider September 8, 2019

ass frigate

A person who is both gay, and a huge douchecanoe.

That Percy, he is such an ass frigate, that he once sucked a cock while it was in someone's ass.

by Lance Niggerdick Junior February 9, 2012

Inverted Ass

The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.

She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “

She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.

You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”

My boss is such an inverted ass!

by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019