Spud Ass

This is an ass that portrays the envision of two potatoes in a grocery bag. It will tend to have some sort of sag to it with minimal curvature.

Branden Martin is attracted to her Spud Ass because it looks rather manly!!!!

by K2Rigsby December 22, 2009

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

Ass rape

When you get raped in the ass

Hey Jim I just got ass raped

by Sally

by Wally the rapist May 26, 2016

cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 10, 2021

balling ass

1) to win

2) to pick up women with ease and nonchalance

You got Rob Zombie tickets?! Balling ass!

I can't believe I'm sitting here not getting laid, while Jake's over there balling ass.

by jarmeel jones March 8, 2015

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015