Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

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Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something

I just face farted and it smelled so bad!

by Bigdog71 December 5, 2020

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Bowser face

When you have a allergic reaction and your face becomes all weird looking like in anime

Bro i touched a mushroom and i got bowser faced hard

by Troy46930473 December 5, 2020

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The Oueewww Face

The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.

"Bitch ass Todd you ugly ass fuck"
"Shut up Fred you look like the oueewww face."
"Fair enough"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

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Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks

Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit

by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020

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