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Your Elf's lil' coupon book 

A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"

"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"

"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"

your bitch is showing 

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....
Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!
your bitch is showing by Debnhim October 26, 2019

Your mom 

Someone that is used to say in memes and sentence. This person loves having sex and loves cock. This person is gay, lesbian, bi sexual, and straight. Awesome right!
“ I fucked your mom last night

your local old man 

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

your underscore mother 

Your mother with an underscore thats very poggers and cool
Look at your underscore mother there so cool

Your Career profile 

Weird But True: I scooped out my eyes with a wooden spoon when I saw Your Career Profile.
Your Career profile by Grondy January 4, 2021