12 year old

a term for the people ruining this website, the one you are currently on.

showing immaturity and obvious ignorance, just like your average 12 year old child.

the type of person who would go to a "spencer's" gift store, look at the personal massagers/vibrators and "love toys", giggle, then run away.

for more information see ud
customer: oh my god did you see the dildos over there? hehe hehe

annoyed employee: damn 12 year old
by my no dues p December 11, 2008
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12 year old

1.A kid that doesn't want to be a kid. Typically in 6th or 7th grade. They are babies in real life that make themselves look stupid by trying to act mature. To remedy this, they go on myspace, youtube, urban dictionary, etc. and act like gangstas. 50%of their vocabulary used is "Your mom.", while the other 50% is trying (and failing) to insult other people. They also masturbate alot.

2.The kind of people that pollute myspace, yotube, and other 13 or older webites, thus turning them into a pile of crap filled with wannabe gangsters and tantrum-throwing babies.
1.
12 year old: "I don't wanna be a kid mom! 7th grade sucks!"
Mom:"Watch your language young man!"
12 year old: *Runs up to his room throwing a tantrum*
Mom and Dad (simultaneously) "Heh heh heh! kids!"
12 year old: "YOUR MOM! WAAAAAAAA!" *fap fap fap*

2.
Bill: Damn, there are too many 12 year olds on runescape!
Steve: I agree, lets go outside and play football.
Bill: Ok!
by John Hargrave May 21, 2009
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today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
by BornBlitzed September 07, 2018
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new year's eve

a. A celebration that takes place every December 31 to celebrate the beginning of a new year.
"This December 31st, we're celebrating New Years Eve!"
by Chris Grammer January 02, 2004
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5 Year Old

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"
by Meelina January 21, 2018
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Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 30, 2023
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Year 10 Lads

year 10 boys typically go out with year 9s because they've gone round all the girls in year 10 and girls have realised that they're dickheads.

And the year 9 girls don't realise that, but they think that they're the shit because they've got an older boyfriend.

British secondary school
"Oi them year 10 Lads are at it again with the year 9 girls"

"When will they ever learn?"
by Crashalicioususpicious August 02, 2020
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