Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.

Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"

by Briman_one&only can't clone me August 31, 2013

Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.

So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.

by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Wookoon

A grungy, dread-locked and smelly hippie resembling a Wookie thats found rummaging through your trash, camping site or refrigerator.

I was fast asleep at a festival when I was awoken to the sounds of a spun wookoon rummaging for balloons in my tent.

by BlackieHT December 11, 2017

Workaphilic

Having a great deal of fondness for work, but not addictive or compulsive like the workaholics. People who passionately love their work to the extent of worshiping it.

She does not have a compulsive and irresistible urge for work and is definitely not a workaholic. But, she is absolutely committed to her work, deeply loves what she does, and is an inspiration for her coworkers. I would call her a workaphilic.

by BabuGeorge December 19, 2017

worked my ass over

Can be both worked really hard or Get fucked really hard.

My boss worked my ass over, last night .

by Riccoman911 May 6, 2018

workaholic

Jenny.

Jenny is workaholic. Workaholic is Jenny.

by simplyworkaholic April 9, 2018