Word of The Disappointing Day 

1. (noun) When the word of the day on urbandictionary.com is not special and is a commonplace slang term that everyone already knows the definition of.

Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!

Word of The Disappointing Day by PlainPat June 21, 2011

Word Murder 

The destruction of the old meaning of a word by common misuse. AKA the evolution of a language, but from the perspective of the grumpy old timer.

A: Dude this waffle you made for me is SO EPIC!!!!
B: *cringing* word murder...

Word Murder by VengefulToaster October 9, 2012

Word Wanker 

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

Word Wanker by laura898 November 26, 2020

Woodstock 99 

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

Woodstock 99 by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

Monster-Word-Dick 

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

Monster-Word-Dick by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

morning woodsap 

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

morning woodsap by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence

“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework”

First word crisis by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013