dragon vagina

A woman's vagina that breathes fire when opened

When the dragonborn spread Lydia's legs, he saw her dragon vagina and spoke to it in thu'um

by Cosatomic December 18, 2014

Achy Vagina

Backing out of an event at the last minute.

DUDE! Every time I invite you to a party, come crunch time, you always get a case of the achy vagina. Asshole!

by Pukey McPukenstein October 28, 2009

Smug Vagina

1. When one acts smug even when they look or act ridiculous.

Vanessa Hudgens is a Smug Vagina so much so that even in her nude pictures she looks smug.

by Miss Mauritia June 9, 2009

vagina hickey

A hickey given to the vaginal area, after oral sex has occured and is typically caused by sucking.

Dj gave Michelle a vagina hickey last night.

by Negrodamus June 2, 2016

Vagina Ethiopian

What you say when you don't care about information someone has said to you and you want them to go away. Other than just yelling out: "GO AWAY!", you just say: "Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?" Most likely they will just run away screaming.

scenario 1:

Tina: Did you know that people lick peoples butts?
Emmet: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Tina: No.. EWWW!!

scenario 2:

Bob: I saw down my kindergarten teacher's shirt and saw that she had no bra! Jackpot!
Brenden: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Bob: NO!! EWEWWWW!!EEWE!!!

by penis_glove June 8, 2019

cold vagina

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

Whiskey Vagina

When a female has gotten too bent off of long island ice teas and can no longer function enough to participate in the act of sexual intercourse. Trying to get it in is just not happening, sorry boys. The female equivalent of whiskey dick.

I brought him home but dammit whiskey vagina prevented the want some get some.

After 5 long islands I blacked out hard core, tried to have sex...whiskey vagina strikes again!

by AOIIs In the Bathroom February 24, 2011