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Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016
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Twat Swat

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."
by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016
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Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69
Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck
by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016
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twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe
What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.
by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017
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twat powder

A typically homemade mixture of talcum powder and spices such as cinnamon, allspice, etc.; applied to the vulva to deodorize and absorb errant juice mucus; typically used in Asian and Sub-Saharan cultures.
Her twat powder gave her gash a pleasing aroma. I plowed her anon.
by Bajammer Rex September 30, 2013
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Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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