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Top geek

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.
Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
by Top JiZzA December 19, 2008
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the top house

Slang for the top pub in a village.
"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"
by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005
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Stove Top

Slang for something that is hot, as in : Top of a stove hot.
Anything that is too hot to handle, can be called a 'Stove Top'
Tracy Morgan has the word Stove Top tattooed on his penis.
by Travesty8me June 30, 2009
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top bollox

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005
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Shout to the top

Taken from the song "Shout to the Top" by The Style Council, to shout to the top is a slang term meaning to proclaim something life-shattering and prophetic as loudly as you can, or to quickly but effectively blurt out a solid argument.
"Shout to the top, man!"

"Johnny decided to shout to the top in his debate class this time instead of just standing there."
by LittleDustyBrownMouse October 29, 2018
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apple top

A small glass container filled most often with coke, however it can contain other drugs such as K (ketamine). Apple Tops of coke cost 10 bucks, a dime. The name apple top comes from the small circular black cap on the small glass bottle that has an apple print on it. Possibly the trade mark of the comapany that produces these small glass bottles.
"We stay slangin apple tops up in the Bricks, 10 for 70 boi. Shits raw."
by B weezer May 28, 2006
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carrot topped

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!
by Jay Mc January 15, 2008
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