toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Outside toilet

Another word for a bumhole

She's a right gomper, I wouldn't fancy cleaning her outside toilet!

by BoroughMarket January 7, 2011

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

Skibidi Toilet

A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-

"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 6, 2023

Toilet Buddy

A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".

"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"

by Jefferist February 13, 2010

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020