thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

dean thomas

also called dick Thomas

bruh dean thomas is such a dick thomas

by tqckies March 5, 2020

Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.

That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas

by Tsutto July 10, 2020

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Thomas Street

A man who can always make you laugh when you need it the most. He is always curious and hates pigeons that live on his roof. And an amazing painting that inspires his granddaughter

Random person: Oh look it’s Thomas Street!
You: Oh wow! Have you seen his latest art work??
Random person: No but I heard his Granddaughter loves it!

by The granddaughter September 23, 2020

Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it

nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it

by georgied17 December 3, 2019

Thomas Pogge

Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.

Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic

by anonymous January 29, 2021