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Joseph

This guy may seem quiet and somewhat of a recluse, but deep inside, a Joseph has a big heart of gold and always looks out for his friends and family. Josephs also go through some tough stuff, but always look on the bright side of life, not dwelling on the past. Generally, if you are friends with a Joseph, he will be loyal and respectful.
Alex: Dang, I heard that Paul got a parking ticket.
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022
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Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
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Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary
Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Joseph

Joseph is a humble, kind, and overall amazing person. He often doesn’t know how attractive he is but boy is he stunning. Joseph’s are #1 football players and normally have brown hair and are super tall. They have the most adorable smile and rosy cheeks. Joseph’s have the most mesmerizing eyes that you never want to stop looking into. He’s the bestest friend you could ever have so u definitely don’t wanna give one up. They make you feel as if u can tell them anything and they won’t ever tell anyone else, like your secrets safe with them. He’s always there for his friends, girlfriend, and family whenever they need him. He manages to make his girlfriend feel so loved and special and safe and they never ever want to let go of him. When a Joseph hugs you, u never want to let go. Josephs always manage to find time for you even if they have a busy schedule, and when u do talk to them it could be for 9 hours and only feel like 30 minuets. Just being around him gives u butterflies and makes your heart happy. If u find a Joseph never let go.
Man I’m so glad I became friends with Joseph he makes me so happy.
by Lilly C. October 10, 2019
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Joseph Thannote

Super cool dude that likes all the latest in modern day technology. Pulling all the hoes but horrid Henry is for him. Horrid Henry all the way. Also hates eggs and some David guy
- Milliendi Marcellic IV
Horrid Henry: "omg Joseph Thannote you're so good at this sucking business"
Joseph Thannote : *slurp*
by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022
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Joseph

Jospeh is the best person to exist he is so nice and caring even though he hates your bsf he’s still a great bf you hope that you will be with him for a long time he tells you ilysfm everyday and makes you so happy he drives you crazy and you’re always thinking about him you wonder if he thinks about you too he’s rlly cute and a great person
Oh my lord you’re dating Joseph how’d that happen

Idk I guess he likes me

Well ye ofc he does he has his arm around you the whole time during the movies

Shhhh
by Nohoneyno May 27, 2019
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