Coon

ANY black person that (by their words or actions) critiques the thugs, criminals, lowlifes, scumbags or abhorrent behavior in the black community or makes these groups feel than.

Son, I sent you to college and you come back here speaking proper English and good credit. You don't want to hang out in the corner drinking all day or get into fistfights or a drive-by anymore. You are a coon.

by Toyoko Roy October 21, 2023

Coon

zappala

zappala is a coon

by Mikestyles May 16, 2023

Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!

Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021

That coon is meant to chase coconuts

That nigga is fast

Man! That coon is meant to chase coconuts!

by Bonedahnnnn June 6, 2025

Coon

According to Mr. Hudson, a buddy or pal. Anyone can be a coon

Cohen is a coon

by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

coon fucker

someone who fucks another mans cooter.

Zach is a coon fucker.

by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019